Womens

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Sexy, Elegant, Stunning – what more can we say?

Smoking Hot Dress – words cant describe how damn beautiful this dress will make you look.

See video catwalk in the description!

The dress is one size – will fit size 8 – 12.

£35.00

Red Riding Hood Bodycon

Oooh lala… what a gorgeous red dress – designed exclusively for us by the legendary Red Riding Hood.

See video catwalk in the description!

The dress is one size – will fit size 8 – 12.

£21.00

Figure hugging summer shiner (can be worn with or without the sun in the sky)

Here comes the sun!

Oh… it’s the cloud and rain again – so what, who cares, this dress will stop people in the streets.

£19.00

Nicole Inspired Skintight Stunning black evening dress cocktail or party wear

Nicole Scherzinger inspired. OMG, Nicole looks an absolute stunner.

Read all about it: Skintight Stunner Stuns The Press – Nicole Scherzinger.

WARNING: if you are chased by the press and have 100’s of pictures taken by hungry reporters because you look so damn gorgeous – we ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE – you have been warned.

OK – so it’s not leather like Nicole’s piece, but that will be the last thing you’ll be worried about when you’re trying to get away from the Paparazzi.

£35.00

Black evening dress cocktail or party wear – stun the crowds!

Lovely black dress. Fits your boy like a glove. Look a stunner with this piece.

WARNING: if wearing this dress grabs too much male attention, please call our office 020 7193 7861 and give details of the culprit – we’ll report them to their mums.

£27.00

Brown Military Jacket

Brown military jacket – if you’re not a member of the army, then let us know, we might make an exception and let you buy anyway.

£68.00

South Park Womens Orange Tshirt

Available only in orange – funny South Park t-shirt, body hugging, really shows off your curves!

£12.50

Figure Hugging Grey Vest

If you got it, flaunt it. If you dont have it, then this vest is also still good, it hugs to your body and makes you look oh so lurvely.

£8.00

Grey Sports Hoody Button Style

Exercise + show off at the same time.¬†Gorgeous looking top. Keeps you warm or cool. Comes with a free hood – OK, it’s not free, it’s actually stuck on – but looks awesome all the same

£15.00

Trust Me – I’m a Doctor T Shirt

Feeling a little bit ill? Fear not, we have just the right thing for you – a t-shirt that will cheer you up and make you better

£12.00